Clown Hair Toy
Now you can own some hair cut off the groin of a real life clown. Perfect as a keepsake for anyone who loves (or is terrified of) clowns.
For those of you worried that maybe this is somehow inhumane, I can reassure you no living clowns were harmed while harvesting these. They all came from clowns that had died of natural causes, so it's not weird at all.
Also, none of that is true. It's just a clown wig I cut up. Also also, they don't actually have an unpleasant odor. It just reads funny on the package.
Comes with a Death Certificate of Authenticity.