Authentic Morning Wood Toy
Rise and shine with this lifelike Morning Wood Toy. It's stiff, long, and perfect for pitching a tent anywhere.
Each one is made from an actual stick that I've cleaned up and lacquered with a flat finish to keep dust/dirt/debris from falling off into the bubble. Comes mounted on a single-sided, antique-style cardback.
Because these are made from actual sticks, each one will vary from the picture shown. But average size/length will remain consistent.
Comes with a Death Certificate of Authenticity.