Authentic Morning Wood Toy

Authentic Morning Wood Toy


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Rise and shine with this lifelike Morning Wood Toy. It's stiff, long, and perfect for pitching a tent anywhere.

Each one is made from an actual stick that I've cleaned up and lacquered with a flat finish to keep dust/dirt/debris from falling off into the bubble. Comes mounted on a single-sided, antique-style cardback.

Because these are made from actual sticks, each one will vary from the picture shown. But average size/length will remain consistent.

Comes with a Death Certificate of Authenticity.