Need a real man in your life? One who doesn't "feel" things like "feelings" and can replace the dishwasher rinse aid without complaining? Then get your hands on this one of a kind real man action figure.

He's made from a repurposed vintage Fisher Price Adventure People figure, and he comes mounted to a single-sided cardback with nothing printed on the back.

Because I make each of these by hand, minor imperfections will occur.

Comes with a Death Certificate of Authenticity.