I Want to Wear Jorts Figure

I Want to Wear Jorts Figure


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The jorts are out there, so celebrate them with this ufo-themed jorts action figure. Each rubber alien has handpainted jorts, and comes mounted on a single-sided cardback with nothing printed on the reverse side.

Because I make each one of these by hand, there will be minor imperfections.

Comes with a Death Certificate of Authenticity.