A Small Case of Crabs
Give your friends a small case of crabs with this delightful playset. It includes two small crabs against a single-sided cardback featuring a picture of a suitcase.
Note: The suitcase is a picture on the cardback, and not an actual suitcase.
Also: There are no actual STDs included.
It's made from repurposed toys and comes mounted on handmade and hand cut packaging. Because I do each piece entirely by hand, minor imperfections may exist.
Comes with a Death Certificate of Authenticity.